In the world of Shinra, Inc. there are many distinct personalities. As such, it's quite easy to find yourself akin to one of them if not completely alike in most aspects. Maybe we can help you a bit with that here at A La Turk. Answer the questions to the closest response as you would unbiasedly give and then we'll see what we come up with.



1. Describe yourself in one phrase.

Easy to Please.
Fiercely loyal.
Misplaced.
Recently ascended.
Only skin deep.
Lasting impression.
Abnormally static.
Living the life of Sin and Vice.
Pleasant in Failure.
Guardian shadow.
The Upholder.


2. What was your outlook on life as an adolescent?

On my own, doing it street smart.
Break the monotony for new sights.
I won't be what they want me to be.
Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can go places if I want.
One day I'll have a family of my own.
I don't need people to make me happy.
I'll always like it like momma made.
I'll decide what's right or wrong around here.
Sometimes it's a little lonely.
I'm gonna be something big.


3. What changed from then to now?

My hopes were shattered.
I still love the nostalgia of home.
Maybe I'm better, I'm always trying to be.
It doesn't feel quite like it should.
Finally found a steady niche.
People need to leave me to my work.
I'll do it differently now.
Locked into a location with brief glimpses of life.
Discovered someone like me.
Somehow I acquired a big sister.
Sometimes intelligence isn't worth.


4. Where do you want to go now?

I'm a follower; I'll do what I do best.
Maybe I'll quit and court that special someone.
I need to make up for lost time.
I'll keep getting better, stronger, smarter.
Maybe I'll end up where I started again.
Perhaps it would be best to quit while I'm young.
To the ends of my limitations and then further on.
I could learn not to be so shallow.
I need to sort out my morals.
Home.
I'll show them all where to stand and how.


5. Why are you who you are now?

Muscled my way in a bit until I settled into my place.
Time, thought and carefully considered decisions.
I only wish I weren't.
Ducked left when I should've stayed right.
I don't want to admit it may have been desperation.
Fought tooth and nail to get where I am.
It just happened, I guess.
Years of unbridled contempt.
The new schedule became a routine and it stayed.
Training myself to be one of the strong ones.
Simple pleasures in life served me well.


6. If freed from responsibility, where would you go and what would you do?

I'm not entirely sure.
Step out and enjoy some of the fineries of life.
Play childhood games of pretend, like Capture the Flag.
Slip into something comfortable and curl up at home.
Run as far as I can, jump into someone else's skin and enjoy.
Cavort around, sharing humour with anyone who will listen.
Pine over the good times.
If not asked to be somewhere else, nothing.
One can't be freed from responsibility without repercussions.
Dawdle throughout the time, doing things that I often did.
Make a grand escape and find a little fun.


7. Name a pizza topping or part that fits you, should you become it.

The sauce. Gotta have a little to make everything else work right.
Pineapples and ham. One of those odd little flavours with the good aftertaste.
Cheese. Nothing bad about it, really, and always there as much as the sauce.
Crust. The backbone of the pizza and not necessarily everyone's favourite.
The free breadsticks. Whether or not you paid for them, you've got them and a lot of them, may I add.
The free sauce for the free breadsticks. Just as randomly placed and not entirely welcomed sometimes.
The cinnamon bread. Always the special treat, though often not demanded for price.
Bacon. The greasy, artery clogging goodness that never crave but order anyway. Always pleasant.
The two-litre soda. Doesn't really belong there at any length but comes wrapped into the package anyway.
The free peppers. Often thrown away and entirely forgotten, though for some, that special something that makes it just right.
The odd variety of dipping sauces. No one wants to try them and those foolish enough to won't eat pizza again for months.


8. Keeping with the food trend, what would you be if you were a type of candy?

Cinnamon chewing gum. Spicy and fun, for those with selective tastes and all-around unbearable in large quantities.
Chocolate. Maybe not everyone's favourite but with 90% of the population seeking it out, who really cares if a couple people don't?
Lard. Ah, not a candy? Oh...
Truffles. Expensive and unlikable, a selective taste for those who dare to try.
Bubble gum. Sticky and sweet, everyone has to like it, right?
Caffeine mints. Sweet, spicy and just the thing for late nights.
Chocolate bottles with orange vodka. The age old to cover up the bad influence.
Peanut butter cup. Dark on the outside but deliciously light once you get through the exterior.
Sweet tarts. Not everyone's cup of tea but certainly an old favourite.
Swedish Fish. Everyone wants to like them but really can't.
I don't like candy. I don't eat candy. Leave me alone.


9. Obligatory animal question; pick one.

Rabid wolf. Once I was cunning but now everything's ready to drive me to foam.
Kitty. Myuu. Just always around to be sleek and sly.
Bunny. Everyone loves bunnies, right? They're cute... right?
Badger. Piss me off, I dare you.
Old Dog. The kind that just wants to curl up in front of the fireplace.
French Poodle. Let me flaunt my style and rank, baby.
Panther. Gaze from afar, don't touch. I'll prove I'm not to be messed with.
Skunk. Keep your distance, I don't care how adorable I may seem...
Neighborhood Tom. I'll take handouts and your girly cat there too.
Grey Wolf. Noted for intelligence though with the ability to be ruthless.
German Shepard. Good with the kids, good with work.


10. If you had one wish, no matter what it was, that could be granted, what would it be?

To try this all over again.
To see what other paths I might have taken.
To switch sides.
To be recognized for my accomplishments.
To get somewhere legitimately.
To be the top dog.
To be someone else.
To never get mixed up in this nuthouse.
To be able to enjoy myself more.
To feel unpressured.
Wishes are for those who cannot make what they want happen.


11. Say you went out to the bar. What would you be drinking and what else would you do to entertain yourself?

I'd be speaking to all the important people, as usual, with a glass of red wine.
Taking down hard shots and smirking at all the bad jokes flying from the drunkards.
Coffee and talking to maybe one other person, if not just talking to myself.
If I were possessed enough to be at the bar, I would be drinking something heavy, I apparently need it.
I'd be on the bar, drunk or not, waving around my shirt and launching myself into the first sign of a bar fight.
Clinging to that gorgeous example of the opposite sex, laughing at all the good humour and trying to slip my bill onto theirs.
Probably some tea... talking to the bartender about the best recipes for tea...
Something fruity and probably non-alcoholic. Talking to that someone that I secretly like and sipping it.
Some sort of tapped beer, something thick and frothy that I could take down a mug at a time while tough-talking with the bad boys.
There would be no 'say I went' anywhere. I don't like being social, I don't like drinking.
Likely there to drown my sorrows or the designated driver. If it was some sort of mix, we'd all die.


12. Last one. Fitting question; how would you make the story end if you could make it end however you wanted?

If you go through life pretending it's all one big storybook, you'll be disappointed when it doesn't end happily ever after.
If life imitates art, and art imitates life, we'd all end up dead.
It wouldn't have ever begun.
Riding into the sunset like in all the fairytales.
With the story being told around a circle of companions.
With everyone who really matters as they wished to be as well.
It would've had to begun differently to have ended as I would like.
I'd end up where I deserved to be all along.
Well, that whole truck thing...
I think it all turned out pretty well in the end, actually...
I should get the respect and worship that should be rightfully mine.


THE TIE BREAKING QUESTIONS

13. So, let's talk about sex.

I fill the man's place in the working environment, whatever that may entitle besides bias.
I have hips, I have boobs, I'm a girl and fighting through the corporate world
I don't care, doesn't matter, just get this over with.


14. Fess up, you're not really an NPC.

PFFT! The very idea!
...alright. I am actually a PC. But shh.